50 Sxene Facts by Giovanni

I want to share this. This is a myspace blog my cousin Gio did. IMO, he does have a point. This blog does become offensive to some of you but if you are offended, don't me mad at me, be mad at my cousin. My cousin wrote this, not me.

If you are too sensitive, leave this now.


Sunday, May 31, 2009

50 sxene kid facts Okay look people I don't hate scene kids but hate how so many of them have quite a shitty personality. I am not an emo bashing on scene kids, because i'm not emo but a person who likes to expose the truth. Note: emo and scene are different If you have more than 10 of these qualities then your pretty fucking scene, and not in a good way. I'll admit i have a couple of these qualities, just some not even 3. BTW I got this information from my experience with scene people like some of my friends, myspace friends, people i don't like, my ex girlfriends who were scene, and i even got info from some local metalheads. Yes I am so obnoxious 1. You get mad and bitch at people when they call you scene even though you go on the internet to look up "how to be scene" 2. You have a bad personality and still manage to have alot of friends of equal or lesser personalities. 3. You think bands like Dr. Acula, Bring me the horizon, Suicide silence, Hello kitty Suicide club, Job for a cowboy are Grindcore (please don't believe what they say on myspace scene kids) 4. You post stupid pointless videos on youtube, Ex "my first Pokemon Card" 5. You spell brutal "br00tal or 8r00t4l" 6. You smoke and make sure everybody knows it (cuz it's way coller than lung cancer) 7. You brag about how many myspace friends you have 8. You are an Oli Sykes slave 9. Bring me the horizon is your favorite band for no reason only because the members look so scene and so hot and so "br00tal" and you try to convince yourself and other people that it's their music. 10. You claim to listen to Grindcore but for sum reason you've never heard of Naplam Death. 11. You don't listen to any metal unless it ends in CORE 12. You make fun of nerds even though you watch anime and play pokemon 13. You hang with the "cool kids" and still pretend like your an outcast 14. Your concieded and a bitch at the same time 15. You think Brokencyde makes good music 16. All your band tees are brightly colored, illegible logos and creepy looking animal in the center 17. Your myspace name is something like Ana Massacre, Alan Br00tality, Drop Dead Mike, Bring Jessica the Horizon, or Kelly Sykes 18. You over use <3 on the internet 19. Your music taste is predictable, it's either techno, electronica, RNB, hip hop, pop, screamo and for some reason metalcore and deathcore 20. You hate your parents for no reason 21. You assume verybody finds you attractive 22. You make fun of The Jonas Brothers, but are ignorant enough to NOT realize that bands like BMTH and Dr. Acula have the same retarded qualities. 23. You wear and overrate Hello Kitty, not because you like Hello Kitty but because you notice other scenes have it 24. You have hundreds of photos featuring yourself 25. You use the word "nigger" even though you are white, hispanic, asian or middle eastern 26. You change your hair color way too often 27. You don't go out in public without eyeliner 28. You believe music should be more about fashion and less about quality, creativity or originality, FUCK BMTH!!! 29. You say your are BI to get attention when really you aren't (kissing the opposite sex doesn't prove shit FAKER!!!) 30. You look really gay but still have the nerve to put "Straight Pride" on your Myspace 31. You think it's cool that shitty scene bands make a cover of the latest hip-hop/RNB song, in some cases it's a screamo, metalcore and deathcore cover...ohh God!!! 32. You over use the word "crunk" which was inspired from that shitty compilation "punk goes crunk"...more like scene goes crunk, cause there is nothing punk about those complilations 33. You can't name a band that is actually Hardcore 34. You label yourself as a bitch, cunt, or slut 35. You convince yourself every person you date is your "true love" 36. You spell like an 8-year old on purpose 37. Hot Topic is your one stop for music and clothing 38. You can care less for bands like Killswitch Engage, Chimaira, Burning Skies, Hatebreed, All shall perish, Impending Doom, Winds of Plague becuase they don't look scene but can care for bands like BMTH, the devil Wears Prada, Dr Acula, and Attack Attack! because the people look so fucking scene 39. You get a haircut and for some reason get hair extentions afterwards 40. You take a pic with tape on your mouth, put captions next to it and post it on myspace 41. When some insults scene, the only thing you can say is how bad they look and how good you look 42. You are fake 43. You are a brat 44. You think everybody loves you 45. You think you don't have enemies 46. You're just a trendwhore 47. Somehow you arn't dead when you're a cocky bitch 48. You denie the truth about scenes 49. You can't accept when your wrong 50. Reading this blog actually offended you instead of finding it funny that its 100% true and you will delete me for it (haha some have because I insulted their precious BMTH)